guard yo' grill against them computa bitchez - grill gas

Hey, Gs, Gs? H-
Dog in the House
Do you all remember, in that time, the beef between that account and the West
Krew technical support?
They switched the "mah" software on me and told me that I could not place any desktop images on the mah computa screen.
Well, I said some nonsense.
I'm not going to go into all the details anymore, but just say I let them run computa bitchez and they won't have any trouble.
That is until yesterday.
It turns out that there is a whole new "computa suckas" that can compete.
It's just that they're not on the central office supply payroll. They do free-
The wisdom of style consultants, tell them how to run their computers better.
They played Rollin in Tower skralia with crazy jewelry --
Because of their problems.
Solve the solution of skeelz and networkin in the crazy demand.
To make matters worse, they got it at all the other officials in dad h'an.
It all started afta's work.
I went to agnes's crib at tha Rida, cruisin 'ova to pick up mah li 'l shortie, baby Prince H Tha Stone col 'dopbiz-
Kizeepin 'muthafukin' Badass Supastar Kornfeld II. Only, his no-good, dirty-
A mother called him with the odd name she gave him, "Tanna. " Huh.
The boy won't do anything.
He would be white.
Colla office, like his father.
In fact, I wuz plan to 'take him to the mah crib and show him the mah computa and all the def Microsoft Office 98 software 'shit '. Uh-huh.
I even installed the minesweiler on the mah hard drive.
I know.
But that's not the only reason I went to the agnes crib.
I got the news from them that in marketing Agnes was considered an enemy of azz --
Style computa sultin' asshole
Of course, I broke up with her a long time ago, but I still don't like to hear some fools about my ex. bitch.
So I took the ova to Agnes's crib and imagine he might be there and I can scare him off with Lil' l flexin and know what I'm talking about?
When I came out of tha Rida, I saw some movement behind the chain --
Link the fence in front of Agnes's yard.
I ran around in a hurry and saw this poor Lil' l coming at me like a deer in the headlights.
Then he took off behind the house and got a fright.
Bitch of Tha computa!
I skipped the fence like a ninja, walked along his ass to the patio in the backyard, where mah shortie was kicked back in his bassizinet, agnes is rolled to the grill of tha gas grill, "stirring" a big trapC.
So I said to that computer bitch, "muthafucka, it's time to throw it because you're all frustrated.
"Shit, he's so scared, he looks like he's going to pee his cool --
Travel shorts Max
I was just sending a message to the fool to see how he did it.
But Agnes began to say, Herbert, what are you doing here?
I can't believe you will come by yourself and do it by the baby's side!
Leave right away, or I'll call the police.
"So I thought," Hey, calm down, bitch. S'cool.
Give yoshortie some respect to the baby daddy.
"Agnes wants me to leave, but I want me to leave.
The Computa bitch hasn't finished yet.
I fooled him by his name. He said it was Neil Sanders.
Then he tried to impress him.
There are some dogs in his computer, but I don't.
Save it in that Booya.
Don't get me wrong: Lotus software is a bomb and it's a huge shout out to all of Dell's homiez because you are all helping them
The dog makes his thang in style.
But a real man won't park his ass in front of a computer all day, know what I'm talking about?
It's one thing to use a computer to help you in your day --to-
But when your computer is messed up by you, it's too bad.
Do you know they computa bitchez do numbas?
Not very natural.
Numbas should not be code, they should quantify shit.
I can check it out, but all these deep things may be on your head.
Anyway, I turned to Agnes and said, "say hello to me --C, bitch.
"But instead of saying hello to me
She started looking for me again.
"You know, Herbert? " she say.
In the next five years, with the exception of the smallest business, all bookkeeping businesses will be fully computerized and accounts receivable and other such accounting departments will be eliminated, Neil said.
Herbert, you have no future.
"Is Izzat true, muthafucka? " I aks Neil.
"Well, Herbert, I wouldn't have put it in like Agnes did," said Neil, and all Swedes were "reveling ".
"I mean, people are still programming computers and it's just an advantage to have people around with a solid accounting Foundation.
What if there is a problem?
Accident?
Something unbalanced?
People with keen trouble shooting skills with years of accounting work experience can be very convenient in this case.
"Muthafucka, it's not no mistake now," I said . ". "I see to that.
If it's going to screw up anyway, what's the point of having a damn computer to do all your accounts?
Before Neil could say anything, the fucking "Agnes" interjected: "The answer is simple, Herbert: speed.
Computers can handle a lot more numbers in a very short time than the fastest people.
Follow the procedure.
"Now, normally, if a bitch is yelling at me, I'll give her a smile.
But what Agnes said reminded me.
When I was doing accounting on tha street z ten years ago, my tutor was a CPAONE (R. I. P.
Brother, mourn for you before I'm with you)
, We ate some Bartles & Jaymes wine bitterness in parin'lot, home insurance, north ring.
When the time whistle rang, all the Minions came out and jumped into their eyes and blew out quickly from there.
This is the last Suka to leave. ass geeza.
He had an expression on his face of a hang dog, just as he was about to leave ova.
He looks older than Myron Schabe, man, thass.
I started laughing at tha geeza.
I said to CPA, "Look at that ol' dude --ONE.
"He belongs to diapas.
"It's not funny," CPA-ONE say to me.
"Dog, I take you to this place so you can peek at this guy.
Back in that time, he was the pimping of all the accountants.
But now, they let him go because he can't adapt to the computer.
He insisted on making it an old school. he couldn't be young anymore-
Liar with culture
So they fired him.
Today is his last day.
He lost his retirement pension and health benefits.
He is too old to find a job anywhere else.
Shit, if he gets a job at Taco John's condiment station, he'll be lucky. "CPA-
Someone wants to give me a lesson that you have to stay on the computer if you want to be a real player in the accounting field.
So what Agnes said made me think, if I went to geeza, home insurance, north ring.
I always thought that by that time, computas 'robotz was doing 'Everyone's work' and I was retired, living in a big house in Branson, Missouri, and living in Roy Clark
But if this computer
What consul Suka said was true. Dog in trouble. Shit. An A. R.
Brouta, like me, I always see them as enemies.
I never thought, maybe the real enemy is the computer.
But then it hit me: if mah hustle is threatened because computas are out of date, why can't muthafucin' Neil Sundquist go down like this?
These days, some young punk will come to him and say, "Fuck all of you, I'm crazy. I know you haven't heard of it. let's go. "Yeah, H-Dog gonna be a-ight.
Besides, this is not something.
Doubt the style of his skeelz dog.
Take a peek at this: my reality is that account TZ has retired, you guys, I'll put the mah in the old-
School accountants face the challenges of computers on any given day.
The computer may crunch numbas fasta but it has to keep a distance from me as it
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Like John Henry and his poop.
I'm not going to die like John Henry.
I can record the trouble shooting of foreva as this is my call. Numbas. Numbas. Numbas.
They are my true love anyway.
All fucking people and everything else. Fuck them two-timin' freak-o'-the-weeks.
Fuck the computer.
Consultin' bitchez who wants to destroy the representative. Fuck computas.
Because there is only one thing when you all start doing it: tha account '.
By the way, I don't think I would be weak with their account.
Dad H still has crazy beef with all of you.
Fuck it, you'll be sprayed by Danny Lee. style. H-Dog OUT.
Herbert Colfield wrote about workplace issues for The Onion before his death in April 30, 2007.
He is in charge of accounts receivable at Midstate Office Supply, the oldest wholesaler and retailer of office supplies and commercial machines in the state.